Park Rules

Question 1

What is Colbert World?

Accepted Answer

Walk Colbert World, a free 3D satirical theme park. Enter The Word, Truthiness Plaza, Warsaw Picket Line, Nugget Harbor, and Faster Higher More On Fire. Wait times posted with confidence.

Question 2

How do you walk the park?

Accepted Answer

Desktop: WASD walk, drag to look, E to enter, Shift to hustle. Phone: left stick to walk, right pad to look, tap a land card to enter. Tickets open immediately.

Question 3

What are the park rules?

Accepted Answer

Truthiness is legally binding inside the gates. No outside facts. They will be confiscated and turned into merch. Robots may organize, strike, beg, preach, and outrun you. Do not interrupt a picket. Selfies permitted. Sparks not guaranteed. Liability waived in both cases. The Word is the hub. All paths return to The Word. That is not a metaphor. It is wayfinding. No sitting unless the metric allows it, except Nugget Harbor, which allows sitting and then invoices you for it.

Question 4

Does Nation Lane shorten the line?

Accepted Answer

Nation Lane does not shorten the line. It notarizes it.

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